The Cubs returned to the real Wrigley from Wrigley North for the first game of a nine game homestand to face the Pittsburgh Pirates today. A little hagover from the Brewers Series? Perhaps. Cubs lose 3-0.
Rather than highlight a game with out any highlights, we are instead going to highlight comments from the ESPN conversation board from the game. As usual, after a loss the idiots come back out and shit all over the Cubs fans….I wont include names, but I’ll tell you about where they were on the comment board so you can see them for yourself…
But before we get to the gems…I think it is appropriate to mention 100 Year Itch friend The Wisdom Cube for this snarky remark
Yeah, there’s this horn (kinda like a Snickers Feast Conch) that’s blown when the Cubs are down by a few runs and it’s late in the game. . . that’s known as the Troll Call. . .
So Here are the Results of the Troll Call…
Speaking of ignorant fans… all the cubs fans are still here. Guess what? You lost and looked horrible. Shut out! Come of a series win, and get shut out! At home too. I thought you guys had cameras in center field to steal signs and prevent this stuff? Guess your cameramen are as stupid as you! Too bad.
Same Dude # 1347
We had our problems with the bullpen, but still got runs across. We didn’t load the bases and have multiple innings with multiple runners on. We executed, but got beat by a good team. But comparing the Pirates and Cubs, they’re about equal so can’t say much more than they made you look horrible.
CUBBIES SUUUUCK CUBBIES SUUUCK HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO U SAY THE CUBS ARE GETTING THERE @$$ES KICKED!!! BY THE PIRATES THE LOWLY PIRATES PITTSBURGH IS THE WORST IN THE NL BUT THEY CAN STILL TAKE THE CUBS!!!!! HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HAAAAA CUBBIES SUCK AND BREWERS ROCK BUT THATS THE CUBBIES PROBLEM!!
How are the Cubs supposed to win the world series if they get shut out by the pirates?
Yankees fans are annoying, but with all those titles, they have a right to be. It’s like the really hot girl with a bit of an attitude…you still put up with her because she’s hot.
Cubs fans….well, you’re like the fat chick with an attitude…and no one gets it.
Man…this should be a daily column…but I guess that would involve me actually giving a rat’s ass what the trolls say. Anyways…enough with the comedy relief…looking forward to Out of the Box observations…
I’m looking at my hand and I see four aces coming up…so there may not be too much comedy on the boards anyways….Lilly v. Maholm tomorrow…Preview in the morning.