Brew Hangover – Pirates 3 Cubs 0 = Troll Call!!!

The Cubs returned to the real Wrigley from Wrigley North for the first game of a nine game homestand to face the Pittsburgh Pirates today. A little hagover from the Brewers Series? Perhaps. Cubs lose 3-0.

Rather than highlight a game with out any highlights, we are instead going to highlight comments from the ESPN conversation board from the game. As usual, after a loss the idiots come back out and shit all over the Cubs fans….I wont include names, but I’ll tell you about where they were on the comment board so you can see them for yourself…

But before we get to the gems…I think it is appropriate to mention 100 Year Itch friend The Wisdom Cube for this snarky remark

Yeah, there’s this horn (kinda like a Snickers Feast Conch) that’s blown when the Cubs are down by a few runs and it’s late in the game. . . that’s known as the Troll Call. . .

So Here are the Results of the Troll Call…

#1356

Speaking of ignorant fans… all the cubs fans are still here. Guess what? You lost and looked horrible. Shut out! Come of a series win, and get shut out! At home too. I thought you guys had cameras in center field to steal signs and prevent this stuff? Guess your cameramen are as stupid as you! Too bad.

Same Dude # 1347

We had our problems with the bullpen, but still got runs across. We didn’t load the bases and have multiple innings with multiple runners on. We executed, but got beat by a good team. But comparing the Pirates and Cubs, they’re about equal so can’t say much more than they made you look horrible.

#1141

CUBBIES SUUUUCK CUBBIES SUUUCK HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO U SAY THE CUBS ARE GETTING THERE @$$ES KICKED!!! BY THE PIRATES THE LOWLY PIRATES PITTSBURGH IS THE WORST IN THE NL BUT THEY CAN STILL TAKE THE CUBS!!!!! HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HAAAAA CUBBIES SUCK AND BREWERS ROCK BUT THATS THE CUBBIES PROBLEM!!

#1333

How are the Cubs supposed to win the world series if they get shut out by the pirates?

#1338

Yankees fans are annoying, but with all those titles, they have a right to be. It’s like the really hot girl with a bit of an attitude…you still put up with her because she’s hot.

Cubs fans….well, you’re like the fat chick with an attitude…and no one gets it.

Man…this should be a daily column…but I guess that would involve me actually giving a rat’s ass what the trolls say. Anyways…enough with the comedy relief…looking forward to Out of the Box observations…

I’m looking at my hand and I see four aces coming up…so there may not be too much comedy on the boards anyways….Lilly v. Maholm tomorrow…Preview in the morning.

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6 Responses to Brew Hangover – Pirates 3 Cubs 0 = Troll Call!!!

  1. mikeychx says:

    classic – troll call….that should be a new ESPN buzz word…

  2. boze says:

    hahaha-yup-classic troll call…….morons!

  3. bozecubbies says:

    preview should be ready in about a hour and a half give or take the half,lol

  4. bozecubbies says:

    “We had our problems with the bullpen, but still got runs across. We didn’t load the bases and have multiple innings with multiple runners on. We executed, but got beat by a good team. But comparing the Pirates and Cubs, they’re about equal so can’t say much more than they made you look horrible.”

    god what a fuckface”We didn’t load the bases and have multiple innings with multiple runners on” what the fuck does he mean,he’s trying to slamus for loading the bases but don’t realize he’s slamming his own team.

    and”We executed” are you shitting me or what,executed at what,making fools of themselves,showing thier true colors,being babies,making many bad plays that did’nt show up in the error box,oh wait i know striking out 9x against each carlos,demp and harden,or wait could it be the execution of the TWO great bunts by bruann??yup the crew really executed alright.

  5. TheWiscomCube says:

    Those posts weren’t as bad as some of the jackasses that were on the forum after the Cubs-Marlins games last week. . .

  6. bozecubbies says:

    ok im in the car about 5 min from wrigley,i got my laptop and blackberry,gonna bring the blackberry in with me so i can chat or type on here,i will get some good pics,this damn blackberry,i still can’t figure all this shit out,i could broadcast the damn game if i wanted but i wouldnt know the first thing on how to set that up,plus its prolly ilegall,lol

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