Leading AL MVP Candidate Carlos Quentin has Wrist Surgery – Live Game Chat

September 5, 2008

100 Year Itch Welcomes Back the Posts of The Wisdom Cube…Read this Rant and then Join the Game Chat Below

So Zambrano’s not the only Carlos in Chicago on the DL.  Sources say that White Sox MVP Candidate Carlos Quentin will undergo wrist surgery and miss at least 2 weeks, possibly the rest of the year.  You’re thinking, hey, who cares about the White Sox?  Well, if you wanted to know my thoughts on this, I dedicate this little song to the White Sox trolls who love to belittle the Cubs fans.  This one goes out to you guys. . .

NA NA! NA NA NA NA! HEY HEY HEY! GOODBYE!!!!!

I know this is probably bush league, but considering the amount of garbage that White Sox fans spew forth, this is justified.  Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, right?  Anyways, if you guys need me, I’ll probably be on the ESPN boards.  Wishing the Cubs would leave Funkytown and start hitting the damn ball.  Especially if they are in Cincy, that’s a hitters park.  Bronson Arroyo is due to get lit up at least ONCE this year by our bats, right?  RIGHT?  He’s unbeaten vs. the Cubs this year!  Talk about bizzaro compared to last year when he went 0-3 with a palsy-like ERA of 8.30 I believe!  Then again, maybe the day off and some time away from Wrigley will help the bats grow fonder.  Or maybe I should stop wishfully thinking.  Be like Pacman, Cubbies, MAKE IT RAIN!

Editor’s Note…

Maybe its time we as Cubs fans should get back to being obnoxious. We have done a great job all year being nice to the trolls and the naysayers. We have maintianed our composure, and what do we get for it?? We get fucked with even more. It is September people. The Cubs are up 5 in the division, 9 up in the wild card…we are a virtual lock to make the postseason…the only thing that would prevent it is going without a win the rest of the season.

Fuck the trolls. That is all they are doing is sitting there typing and fucking with us. Responding to their lame shit just keeps them coming back…Guys like ZorChu aka Lian Vue, White Sox fans like Kokkinos, and the others…who the fuck are they, and what do they mean to us? Nothing. These guys live for the drama they create…and thats all these guys are trying to do is keep the drama going.

Lilly goes against Arroyo tonight. Arroyo is due to lose against the Cubs…just like the Cubs are due for a win. Fuck it. I will predict a win. And when it happens, I will say I told you so. I think the Brewers and the Cubs both get their heads out of their asses today. Its going to be good down the stretch.

Timely post Cube…thanks for “smacking me in the mouth to wake me up”

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Brew Hangover – Pirates 3 Cubs 0 = Troll Call!!!

August 1, 2008

The Cubs returned to the real Wrigley from Wrigley North for the first game of a nine game homestand to face the Pittsburgh Pirates today. A little hagover from the Brewers Series? Perhaps. Cubs lose 3-0.

Rather than highlight a game with out any highlights, we are instead going to highlight comments from the ESPN conversation board from the game. As usual, after a loss the idiots come back out and shit all over the Cubs fans….I wont include names, but I’ll tell you about where they were on the comment board so you can see them for yourself…

But before we get to the gems…I think it is appropriate to mention 100 Year Itch friend The Wisdom Cube for this snarky remark

Yeah, there’s this horn (kinda like a Snickers Feast Conch) that’s blown when the Cubs are down by a few runs and it’s late in the game. . . that’s known as the Troll Call. . .

So Here are the Results of the Troll Call…

#1356

Speaking of ignorant fans… all the cubs fans are still here. Guess what? You lost and looked horrible. Shut out! Come of a series win, and get shut out! At home too. I thought you guys had cameras in center field to steal signs and prevent this stuff? Guess your cameramen are as stupid as you! Too bad.

Same Dude # 1347

We had our problems with the bullpen, but still got runs across. We didn’t load the bases and have multiple innings with multiple runners on. We executed, but got beat by a good team. But comparing the Pirates and Cubs, they’re about equal so can’t say much more than they made you look horrible.

#1141

CUBBIES SUUUUCK CUBBIES SUUUCK HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO U SAY THE CUBS ARE GETTING THERE @$$ES KICKED!!! BY THE PIRATES THE LOWLY PIRATES PITTSBURGH IS THE WORST IN THE NL BUT THEY CAN STILL TAKE THE CUBS!!!!! HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HAAAAA CUBBIES SUCK AND BREWERS ROCK BUT THATS THE CUBBIES PROBLEM!!

#1333

How are the Cubs supposed to win the world series if they get shut out by the pirates?

#1338

Yankees fans are annoying, but with all those titles, they have a right to be. It’s like the really hot girl with a bit of an attitude…you still put up with her because she’s hot.

Cubs fans….well, you’re like the fat chick with an attitude…and no one gets it.

Man…this should be a daily column…but I guess that would involve me actually giving a rat’s ass what the trolls say. Anyways…enough with the comedy relief…looking forward to Out of the Box observations…

I’m looking at my hand and I see four aces coming up…so there may not be too much comedy on the boards anyways….Lilly v. Maholm tomorrow…Preview in the morning.